I just got back from visiting family in Arizona, and I have to round-up some of my favorite auntie moments.

Sister: What does Santa like to eat?
Niece: Blank stare.
Sister: What do we put out for him on Christmas?
Niece: Tacos and avocados!
(As much as this girl loves cookies, we suspect that she doesn’t want to share them with Santa.)

My dad and uncles were playing pool, and every time my dad was up she would say, “Uh oh. Papa missed” because he hit the cue ball and it didn’t go in.

She fell down and then jumped up and said, “Oops, I’m okay.” We were all so proud that she started running around and purposely falling down, but then she got so carried away she would say, “Oops, I’m okay,” and THEN fall down.